It would appear that male pattern
Baldness is setting in
His hair, at an alarming pace,
Running away from his face
He's loosing his virility
And now his masculinity
He's been compromised
And his libido down-sized
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-oh
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
It's not for me you understand
Bald!
Slap headed and hairless
Bald!
He is destined to be
Bald!
Well tonight thank God, thank God it's him instead of me
From what I have been reading
His scalp needs kneading
To stimulate each folicle
And reserve this diabolical
Condition that's afflicted he
For years and has cruely
Repulsed each potential mate
And left him with a balding pate
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-oh
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
It's not for me you understand
Bald!
Slap headed and hairless
Bald!
He is destined to be
Bald!
Well tonight thank God, thank God it's him instead of me
Sock it to me baby yeah!
SOLO
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-oh
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
It's not for me you understand
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-oh
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
It's not for me you understand
Bald!
Slap headed and hairless
Bald!
He is destined to be
Bald!
Well tonight thank God, thank God it's him instead of me
Thank God!
Bald!
Slap headed and hairless
Bald!
He is destined to be
Bald!
Well tonight thank God, thank God it's him instead of me
How?
